Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
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You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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