So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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