handjob tips. give me some.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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