I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I bet he comes in French.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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