I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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