first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
zippers are such a cool invention
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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