i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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