oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
send nudes
from the living room?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
