Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I'm passing your future prison.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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