So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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