I want you more than these girls want KFC
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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