Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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