If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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