i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
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just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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