I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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