bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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