All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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