my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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