last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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