your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Two words: blizzard sex
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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