I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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