You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
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Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
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