is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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