She announced her abortion via fbk
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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