can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Dick very happy bro
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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