Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
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Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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