This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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