All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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