She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
We need to rekindle our bromance
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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