I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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