What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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