I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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