I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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