I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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