i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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