a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
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