I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I forget how to act sober
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