Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
my liver is dry heaving
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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