Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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