meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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