He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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