Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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