plz talk dirty to me
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
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It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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