Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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