he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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