When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Randomize
