Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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