Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
