yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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