so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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