How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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