i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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