i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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