My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
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I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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