There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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