Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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